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inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

19 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 103,220 notes
19 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 27,499 notes

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

19 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 25,707 notes

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

19 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 29,182 notes

yerawizardchloe:

guswaters:

remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged

#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously

20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 67,955 notes

culinaryconfessional:

Garlic Parmesan Pull-Apart Bread 


1 can of refrigerated Grands biscuits (not the flaky layers)
1/2 stick of butter
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 tsp Italian Seasoning 

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Throw the cold stick of butter in a bundt pan and let it melt in the preheating oven.

While the butter melts, cut the Grands biscuits into quarters. In a bowl, toss the biscuit pieces, garlic, Italian Seasoning, and Parmesan cheese together.

Once the butter is melted, add the biscuit mixture to the pan, sprinkling with any cheese and garlic that gets let behind in the bowl.

Bake at 350 degrees for 20- 22 minutes until golden brown. Turn out on a dish and enjoy!

20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 34,934 notes
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
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Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

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20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 29,419 notes
unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

unicornsarecooler:

niamhtumbly:

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.

I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption

20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 120,588 notes
20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 15,513 notes

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

20 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 45,507 notes